April 14, 2006

• Topic: Baby Names

  My sisters and I were having conversations about what we would name our kids, should we one day have the little rugrats.  Some ideas that came up

  Basil
  Rosemary
  Oregano          (hmm…sprice girls much?)
                    
  Girdy          (my sister’s choice for her 4-legged child/puppy)
  Soztam       (matzos backwards, because why not)
  Gipple        (rhymes with a part of the female anatomy, although men have ‘em too)

  April
  May
  June          (but not any other month)

  Summer    (Summer Phoenix….but not winter, spring, or fall)
  Wolf         (Wolf Blitzer)

  Moses
  Apple     (the names of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2 children)

  Brooklyn  (where David Beckham laid the seed for his son)

  Lily       (Lily Lilienthal…we’d really have to be sadistic to do that to our kids)

  Bay        (like the leaf, or the body of water)

  Monkey    (my personal favorite…Monkey Lilienthal)

  Hope     (pretty name)
  Joy        (happy name)
  Joey       (from Blossom)
  Six         (from Blossom)
  Seven    (from Seinfeld….Mickey Mantle’s Number)
  Kevin    (From Kevin Bacon)

  Speed               (my OB instructor)
  Blazing Speed   (faster than the original)

  Vincent Diesel        (already taken)
  Daniel Notsodiesel   (reserved for me)

  Zach     (every Zach I’ve known has been cool)
  Ian        (every Ian I’ve known has been talented)
  Bridget / Pamela   (Every Bridget / Pamela I have known has either been cute or had                                       big boobs)

  Willy       (like Wonka, or a penis)
  Richard   (like a dick)
  Mulva     (once again, rhymes w/ a part of the female anatomy, coutesy of Seinfeld)
  Horny     (“Hi, I’m horny….oh, now that’s just gooooooooood)

             

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