Month: April 2006


  • ARSENAL FLIES INTO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALS!!!!!!!


    For the first time in team history, Arsenal moves into the final round of the biggest football competition in Europe, defeating Villareal 1-0 aggregate (1-0 at home and 0-0 in Spain).  A last minute penalty kick save by goal keeper Jens Lehmann sealed the deal for the Gunners, as we go on to face the winner of AC Milan vs. Barcelona’s game tom.  The finals is May 17th in Paris, France!!!


    And…Dan is about to head out on vacation.  His first significant time off since beginning work last July.  That’s 10months people!!  And so, tom. he flies out to his proud college home of Saint Louis.  And…more potentialy exciting news awaits while on vacation, although that cannot be revealed until the time is right.  But, a recipe for success is in place, Arsenal’s victory, vacation, roommate’s wedding, etc. (notice etc., came after a list of 3, and implies a long list….that’s what it’s for.)


    The office space closes for a week.  Time to trip the life fantastic!!!

  • Woody Allen went to NYU in 1953 to study communication and film. One of Allen’s most notable one-liners: “I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

  • Topic: Weekend update

    Took in some culture at the National Art Gallery in DC with one of my old friends who I met back in the day at Jew-camp. I have 3 weddings on the horizon, and my friend showed me the diamond he recently bought, which will make 4 weddings. I’ve never really examined jewelry up close, not my thing and all, but this was one stunning rock. Still can’t believe how much it cost, but those be the rules, right.

    I did the whole Chinatown bus thing to DC, $35 r/t, besides getting leaked on during the way down, I had zero complaints. Attended a bbq at a college friend’s house in Columbia Heights, in a nice little 5-person townhouse. Was a good weekend overall, and especially enjoyed viewing Dadaist art, which was a form of art developed during WWI, and revealed artists struggling to depict what they viewed as the madness of their world, war, meaningless work, all that good stuff. Also was a Cezanne exhibit, quite a colorful painter, loved his trees.


    George Grosz. Republica Automatons.


    This one is called Repuclica Automotons, anonymous face, patriotic flag-waving, cog in the machine.

    So…I decided to take 5 vacation days over 2 weeks, which means a 2-day work week this week, and a 3-day work wee next week, w/ 7 days off in the middle. I think this works out better than taking M-F off, for a 9 day vacation. Any time you have a disrupted work week, is a good thing, so i’ll take the two weeks over the one.

  • TOPIC: BLOGGING WITHOUT BORDERS


    I recall how I first got into blogging, in the fall of ’03.  I was back in St. Louis, talking to a professor of mine about my interest in writing.  She told me to try blogging.  I responded, “whating?”  She was a bit shocked that me, being of the internet generation, was behind the curve on this new technology.  But, I followed up on what she told me, and here I am, over 2 years later and still blogging strong.


    Now, blogging is a household word, and while there are many people who still have never seen a blog in their lives, it’s becoming more common to discover in conversation that someone else has a blog.  It’s a bit like text messaging in America.  I don’t know exactly what factors were at play, but one day my best friend texted me something that would normally deserve a phone call, “Dude, your Mets are 10-2!” but instead, I was caught staring at my phone, not exactly sure what to make of this.  Before I could shake my disgust, however, I responded (with a text), “Why the fuck are you texting me?”


    I guess that is an example of resistance to change.  Still, blogging has changed from when I first began using it as a means of “publishing my thoughts,” and organizing action, to something used to connect with other people for anything imaginable.  There’s as many types of blogs as there are cereal in the cereal aisle.


    With this, I’ve also begun feeling the frustration of communities, or on a more basic level, services.  I use xanga, only because that’s what I was first introduced to.  The problem now, is that I have friends on blogger and other systems, and it becomes more of a challenge to keep up w/ them.  I don’t want to have to open up several accounts, or write more than one blog.  But myspace seems to be better for networking than xanga.


    What do other people do to maintain all their blogging relationships?

  • Scene of the suicide bombing in Tel Aviv


    terrorist bombing in Tel Aviv


    A flooded forest in Bechet, Romania


    photo from european floods


    Toure celebrates his winner


    arsenal…best football club in europe?  only 2 games away from that distinction!!!



    next wed. off to one of my favorite cities


    Myers Residence Hall


     


     


     


     


     


    my old dorm



    famous Ted Drewes frozen custard



    the new Busch Stadium, home of the Cards



    the Art Museum in Forrest Park, where I spent many an hour lying about


     


    And I’ll leave you w/ today’s edition of conversations w/ grandpa:


    Grandpa: Is that you Daniel? (mumbled from my bedroom where I have temporarily been evicted from)


    Me: Yeah…good morning gramps


    Grandpa: You know…this is what you have to look forward to.


    Me: you mean having nothing to do all day but lie around and not work, and forgetting that you told me the same thing yesturday.


    Grandpa: Yup…only 35 more years for you.


    Me: I know.  You’re lucky to be able to get away with repeating stories.  And that whole never working again thing is a pretty good deal too.


    30min. later, in the kitchen


    Grandpa: Where’s my breakfast?  What kind of service is this? 


    Me: Life is better in the old people home, isn’t it?


    Grandpa: You should see the breakfasts we get there.  The other morning I had eggs and pancakes.  Of course, I couldn’t finish even half of it.  (opens a pill jar) You know Daniel, when you get to be my age, you end up taking these pills. You see this one here (points to a microscopic sized pill)


    Me: is a water pill.  It helps you pee.  Can’t I just fast-forward to 85 already!


     

  • Topic: They call me David Sedaris

    When I first moved back home and began working in NYC, I wasn’t sure if it was ok to carry my lunch in a plastic bag to work. My closet has one suit, and my job allows me to wear virtually anything (I’m wearing my Arsenal jersey today in honor of our semi-final Champsions League match against Villareal this afternoon!). Every image I had of what I’d look like when I got older, was “guy in a suit,” and “guy with nice briefcase” and “guy w/ expensive imported watch.”

    Turns out, I didn’t know my future-self as futurisitically as I anticipated. No suit, no briefcase, not even a mickey mouse watch, for this Dan. I pack my gym clothes in a school bookbag, and plastic bag the lunch and old-school cd player (yup…no i-pod yet).

    The other week, I found myself lugging around my library book. Without any kind of interesting man handbag to put it in, and not wanting to leave it for the weekend, I was forced to carry David Sedaris’ “Me Talk Pretty One Day” around. Now, most of my bar encounters are pretty simple, grab a beer and some conversation type things, so I can get away w/ holding the book the whole time. But…this quickly landed me the nickname David Sedaris, at least for a few minutes of tepid laughter.

    I’m reading another Sedaris book now, “dress your family in corduroy and denim,” and I must say he is quite the comic storyteller. I am enjoying his ability to capture the absurd logic that drives human thought. For example, as a kid David pittied his neighbors who didn’t watch tv, and though that his pity was an example of him doing his good in the world. This view changed rapidly, however, when the neighbors arrived for Halloween a day late, November 1st, because they’d been away for the actual holiday. With no candy left, the mother was forced to raid David’s own “winnings.” He reflects on the foolishness on giving his pity to such candy thieves. “When you ask for candy on Haloween, it’s called trick-or-treating. When you ask for candy on March 1st, it’s called begging.”

    Recently, life has given me the feeling that all is fine. At least in my life, all is fine, and that is most important. I have in the past brooded heavily about ideas and small sets of people in a billion-person world. The poor, Africans, the depressed, the Mets. Maybe it’s the Mets 10-3 start that has me feeling chipper. But…I think it’s my discovery of the wonders of selfishness. Put another way, the benefits of taking care of number one before anyone else.

    My idea of selfishness does not reflect the callous characterization of the word, as a person who would dismiss the needs of another if it meant giving up some of his own. Rather, it comes from the logic that unless I have taken care of my own pleasures, I won’t be much good to others. Sure, this is nothing new in the world of mental health and psychology, but I think i’ve finally found a way to embrace it in my own personal way. Sure, some guy over 50 years ago called what i’m describing “self-actualization,” but that doesn’t ring as true as “I’m selfish and I’m happy.”

  • Topic: What Jamie Oliver, aka The Naked Chef, can teach us about society

    I want to start this post with a picture of John Taylor Gatto (you need to click on this link actually, then click on the pic to enlarge), one of the most well-known critics of contemporary schooling alive today.  I just received this image from a newsletter I receive about alternative education.  Now…take a look carefully at the table.  You’ll notice there’s a book.  Yes, it’s upside down, but if you look closely, you might make out the title.  “COLLEGE DAZE,” um yeah…that’s my book!  Yeah, gotta love getting excited over nothing important, but I’m one of those people who enjoys seeing their name in print sometimes, and it’s not every day a little self-published writer like myself randomly sees their book photographed next to one of his heroes (yeah…it’s strange when your hero is just an old angry Italian guy like Gatto).  This is almost as exciting as when Hardball, the CNBC show w/ Chris Matthews was filmed on my college campus during the 2004 debates, and there I was in the background, waving COLLEGE DAZE all around.  The only person I know who was watching was my mom, and her excitement was revealed in this statement, “Daniel, you need to get a haircut.”  That’s the last time I try to get myself on tv!

    Speaking of tv, last night 60 Minutes did an interesting piece on Jamie Oliver, the English Chef who is known for his cooking shows and books, “The Naked Chef,” naked not because he is, but because he considers his ingredients and recipes to be naked, exposed, easy to put together. 

    Jamie Oliver grew up dislexic, and was a special needs student growing up.  He told stories of how he got picked on in school everytime they pulled him out of class.  It’s both a nice “fuck you” story to all those who not just doubted him, but who might have crippled him as a person when he was younger, as well as a note of inspiration to young people who aren’t straight A students w/ a clear path into law, or medicine, or some of the other obvious big money successful by societies standards professions.

    A few years ago, Jamie decided to open a philanthropic restaurant.  The purpose was not to make money (by that point he had pleanty) but to help “at-risk” young people find an out from their spiralling out of control lives.  The restaurant, called 15, is named after the 15 apprentices he takes on every year.  He puts them through grueling experiences where slackers are told to “piss off,” but for those who seize the opportunity, they are given the skills to become chefs in some of the top restaurants in the world.

    It’s a great story, and there’s nothing surprising about it.  It’s a special story because who wouldn’t love the opportunity for a 1-yr. apprenticeship with a famous chef?  The funny moral of the story I get is that the best way to succeed in life, is to first cause a lot of trouble.  Only then can you get yourself into a meaningful educational experience that can get you going for life. 

    I love the idea of the apprenticeship, and it’s interesting to me how the idea is so foreign or outdated in modern American culture.  (I recall meeting someone from Switerland while travelling abroad who told me how at 15 almost it’s quite common for people to find an apprenticeship.) 

    In other news, I followed up my amazing hike on Sat., with an urban hike on Sun.  Starting from Penn Station, I began walking sounth down 7th Ave., through Chelsea, W. Village, TriBeCa, Wall Street, and onwards.  I passed by the World Trade Center, where there was a calming silence amongst the tourists.  I passed by brunchers, and dog-walkers.  Down to Battery Park, I passed by those carrying suitcases containing knock-off sunglasses, Rolexes, and purses.  These people sat in a line, 20 to 30 in a row, looking to sell and hiding their goods in identical cardboard boxes and bedsheets to avoid arrest from the poilce.  Grabbed a view of the Statue of Liberty, Ellis Island, and then up the east side of the city, passed City Hall, passed the bussling South Street sea Port, and over the Brooklyn Bridge, full of awesome views of the city, and tons of people also enjoying the great weather.

    Into Brooklyn and onwards, at this point not quite sure where I was, or where I was heading.  Down Atlantic Avenue, past cafes with quiet gardens in the back, past some of the Cosby brownstone apartments, around Park Slope, and to Grand Army Plaza, the entrance to Prospect Park.  I was happy to reach this point, as my feet were in a bit of pain, having trekked about 8 miles in sandals that were not appropriate for such a hike.  I entered the park, barefoot, my first time there, and was in love with its openness, the kite flyers, wiffle ball playing, picnicing, introspective writers and readers. 

    I’ve always been a fan of quotes and stories with interesting morals, and I’m reminded of this random encounter I had in St. Louis last year with this jazz musician, James Matthews who happend to be on my college campus.  At the time, I was sort of floating around the country via Greyhound, and he had spent a great deal of time in the ’60′s heading out to the west coast for jazz shows.  And he said to me, “When you go, you know.” 

    When you go, you know.  Walking, hiking, cars, buses, trains, planes, it doesn’t matter.  I love travel, I love going. 

    Que divertido!

     

  • Topic: Hiking = goodness


    Went hiking up in Harriman State Park yesturday, temp. was at least 75 degrees.  Drove up w/ 3 friends (actually, 2 friends, and 1 total stranger who called me a midnight the night before for a ride).  The hike was supposed to be part a meetup.com hike, but, as we anticipated, we were unable to actually find anyone else who was supposed to be part of the group.  This was probably due to the directions we were given “parking lot on route 6″ Well…route 6 is about 8 miles long, and we doubled back along it a couple of times, ultimately deciding to do our own hike, just the 4 of us.  On a funny, sad note, we received a call from a few other people who apparently took a train up from NYC, then took a cab to where they thought the hiking spot was, but after seeing nobody, opted to go all the way home.  Kind of hard to feel bad for people like that.


     

  • Topic: Baby Names

    My sisters and I were having conversations about what we would name our kids, should we one day have the little rugrats.  Some ideas that came up

    Basil
    Rosemary
    Oregano          (hmm…sprice girls much?)
                      
    Girdy          (my sister’s choice for her 4-legged child/puppy)
    Soztam       (matzos backwards, because why not)
    Gipple        (rhymes with a part of the female anatomy, although men have ‘em too)

    April
    May
    June          (but not any other month)

    Summer    (Summer Phoenix….but not winter, spring, or fall)
    Wolf         (Wolf Blitzer)

    Moses
    Apple     (the names of Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2 children)

    Brooklyn  (where David Beckham laid the seed for his son)

    Lily       (Lily Lilienthal…we’d really have to be sadistic to do that to our kids)

    Bay        (like the leaf, or the body of water)

    Monkey    (my personal favorite…Monkey Lilienthal)

    Hope     (pretty name)
    Joy        (happy name)
    Joey       (from Blossom)
    Six         (from Blossom)
    Seven    (from Seinfeld….Mickey Mantle’s Number)
    Kevin    (From Kevin Bacon)

    Speed               (my OB instructor)
    Blazing Speed   (faster than the original)

    Vincent Diesel        (already taken)
    Daniel Notsodiesel   (reserved for me)

    Zach     (every Zach I’ve known has been cool)
    Ian        (every Ian I’ve known has been talented)
    Bridget / Pamela   (Every Bridget / Pamela I have known has either been cute or had                                       big boobs)

    Willy       (like Wonka, or a penis)
    Richard   (like a dick)
    Mulva     (once again, rhymes w/ a part of the female anatomy, coutesy of Seinfeld)
    Horny     (“Hi, I’m horny….oh, now that’s just gooooooooood)

               

  • Topic: It’s passover!

    Yes, it’s true.  I’m a Jew.  I hope that doesn’t cut down on the enormous number of e-props I receive on a daily basis.

    For all you gentiles out there, Passover is a Jewish holiday that commemorates our building of one of the most famous tourist attractions in the world, the pyramids of Egypt, and our subsequent escaping from our slave labor (only to return to slave labor 2000+ years later in the form of data entry bitches).

    This is the holiday where moses led the Jews in their Exodus of Egypt, where he (with the help of “G dash D” split the sea of reeds, which then swallowed up and killed many of the Egyptian slave masters.  During the escape, the Jews were in such a rush, that the bread they would bake in the sun, did not have any time to rise.  As a result, 2000+ years later, Jews celebrate by eating matza!

    and a number of other symbolic foods.  Tonight and Wednesday night, Jews around the world sit down with their families and re-tell the story of the exodus from Egypt, which includes traditions such as drinking wine (4 cups), singing songs, and, of course, eating.  During the week, Jews who observe the holiday will not eat bread products and a number of other foods that are not “kosher for passover”

    we eat bitter herbs to remind us of the bitterness of being slaves
    we eat charroset (nuts and wine mixed together) to remind us of the mortar used to build the pyramid bricks
    we eat eggs for springtime (dipped in saltwater for tears)

    HOORAY FOR FREEDOM! HOORAY FOR SCHOOL! HOORAY FOR ADAM SANDLER!